You have got to be kidding me.
First off, I know my car is a slow piece of ****. I know I can probably run faster than my car. But I just had to do this, the guy was asking for it.
I was coming back from the movies, and I was going down the "bypass" around my town. This guy in a, what looked to be an early 80'* Mazda 323 was next to me. He had Japanese writing all over his back window, and the classic fart can. He looked over, hit the gas, and pulled ahead. So I downshifted my automatic(haha) into 2nd, and sped up. He then nailed it and so did I, and within a second or two I was in front of him. Then he does it AGAIN and I do the same thing I did before, just floor it in 2nd and I was almost instantly ahead of him. Then he turned off.. I thought it was pretty funny.