I'm at a red light today and a Plymouth Breeze pulls up fast next to me. It had dark tinted windows and a bra on so I figured this guy thought his car was the sh**. And sure enough he wanted to race. He revved and inched up to the line every couple seconds.
It was so damn funny to me this guy wanted to race. I knew I would smoke him so I just waited patiently for the light to go green. And much like Sol'* kill of the Lumina, I BLASTED this guy!! NO CONTEST!! In a matter of 2 seconds I could see his whole car in my rearview. And to make it even MORE funny, this guy was about to turn right, but he quickly got behind me and followed me for another 2-3 miles down the road!! Every time he got near me he'd speed up behind me and try to pass me. But I tapped the gas each time and he got lost in traffic eventually. I guess he tried to gain back some self esteem from getting his A$$ handed to him. Another easy kill, but funny nonetheless.