I see one daily that makes me laugh so hard I nearly lose control of my car, here goes:
Picture if you will an older model little Honda CRX with one of those rear aluminun wings that towers over the car. The whole car is red with yellow stripes, plus the idiot has put those RV tv antenna things that look like wings all over the car. They are also painted yellow. I think there are three on the hood and a couple on the roof too. Plus it has the ricer coffee can muffler, "fear this" window stickers and about 100 other HP adding stickers all over the car, and the booming bass stereo.
I figure with the HP adding stickers, wings, fins, and ugly paint it must be good for about 1000HP probably 0-60 in 2 sec too.