And I decided to fill it out in a typical ricer fashion. Enjoy
So I was cruising around last night with MY PARAKEET (PY PARAKEET). He was in his/her NITROUSED CAGE and I was in my ACURA SHITBOX. We turned onto NO VTEC BLVD and got to a light and decided to run one off, me against him.
All of the sudden a COP CAR pulls up next to us. We are now 3 wide at a merge and PY PARAKEET flapped for me to go and PY would hang back and stay out of the way.
I tossed a rev at the PIG and they returned the rev. I think it was some new/old/previous gen CHRYSLER NEW PORKER with FI/boltons, AND Nitrous (circle ALL). I returned the revs and inched forward anticipating the stoplight. The FLATULENT OFFICER kept inching forward with me, and the light dropped. (ON THE FLOOR)
BARNEY FIFE got an awesome launch. I was at least 1320 ft on them out of the hole. HIGH RPM AND AGGRESSIVE FUEL MAPS kicked in and we were at that point dead even. I drilled second at 14590 rpms and INCINERATED the clutch. I managed to stay in MY CLOTHES thru second gear and began to walk them. ANDY GRIFFITH must have missed a shift because they fell back a bit then started to SMOKE EVERYDAY.
Third gear VTEC (I could only afford VTEC in 3rd) kicked in and I started to put VW bus lenghts on them. They were probably thinking "I'm gonna waste these INNOCENT BY-STANDERS" but DONUT GRAVEYARD was wrong, in sooo many ways.
I tagged fourth gear at 2430 rpms, and began to pull what seemed like 1 YEAR'* LICENSE SUSPENSION on them when I noticed PY PARAKEET started to catch me. We were around 167 mph when my gears slowed me down and they started to catch me hard! (HOW EMBARRASING !)
I decided to squeeze MYSELF at that point. The toggle came up and an instant 420 shot of nawwwwwws hit. I got tossed into the seat and I managed to pull on them till 172 mph, and then we shut down.
I motioned for DEMOLITION MAN to pull into THE PINK PUSSYCAT and chat. I showed them my R.I.C.E. VTEC (AKA: ADJUSTED THROTTLE CABLE) and LACK OF mods, then we looked at the TAXI CAB. It was pretty much stock except for SOME BLACK CHECKERS. We chatted for a little while till PY PARAKEET AND HIS HOOTCHIE caught up and pulled in. Then we parted ways.
Chalk one up for the 1.2 SOHC powered beast.