My son the lucky fool
My son walked away without a scratch, airbags deployed nicely. He hit a pole with it, said he was going 35 mph, but I seriously doubt that, the entire unibody floor is rippled. He fell asleep "passed out" at the wheel, there were no skid marks or nothing. The kid owes me a car, and I am holding his car, (74 maverick in disrepair) hostage.
I guess I do have another 3800 car, the blue Intrigue in the background, maybe I'll stick around, I am just pretty bummed. I just gave the towing place the title, it really wasn't worth the time it would have taken to part it out.