Well I was going south on Highway 441 in the outside lane with a dodge avenger passing me, well this woman going north (in a 93 buick century) decided she needed to be going south, so she made a U-Turn, with her husband yelling not to go because there were cars comming, and came into the outside lane. i was going about 55 when i saw her come out from infront of the dodge that was blocking my view and she was maybe 25 feet ahead of me at the time, i tried my best to avoid it, but that card just wasn't in the deck... i hit the rear passengers side of her car and proceded to go through the mobile home lot on that side of the road. i took out the first sign and flag i came to, the flag being on a 4x4 post, that went over the top of the car, hit the roof and caved it in, by this point i had already lost the drivers side mirror and all the molding on that side of the car, not to menition the front 1/4 pannel breaking. i continued on doing a slolem through a few of the other signs as i came to a stop, not hitting any more. while going through this mobile home lot i missed 2 mobile homes and 2 very large trees and one smaller palm. the guy in the car that pulled the u-turn couldn't thank me enough for not hitting him full on from the rear (which would have been quite easy to do) and said that watching me go through that lot was like a driving scene from one of those action movies with spectular crashes. his 3 kids were in the back seat.
Gone but never forgotten, mom'* personal time machine, "The Silver Bullet"