Out in the parking lot at work, swapping in my old 105amp spare alternator (that my Boss just brought in for me....I'd loaned it to him), and I hear a voice from behind me saying "This is classic. Hanging over your engine in the parking lot with a lit cigarette."
My BOSS'* BOSS. Thank GOD Jeannie has a good sense of humor and was totally distracted by my engine. She didn't utter a peep about working on the car in the lot (strictly forbidden by hp), but probably also because it was Obvious my boss knew I was going to, since he brought my spare alt in to work this morning.
She walked away chuckling. Low-fat Alternator for lunch. And not a word about my work tools spread all over my engine.