ok, so, i take my car into auto shop to use a lift and change the oil... well that'* all fine and dandy, i get that done. but as i'm leaving i notice one of the little fooking kids has decided they didn't like me, so what do they do? they take something and carve "***" into my front 1/4 panal, and a nice sized * in my drivers door .... believe me, they will get what'* comming to them, and when they least expect it too... doing what they did is about as smart as going up to a wasps nest and poking it with your finger... i'm the quiet one that usually keeps to myslef, as far as i'm concerned call me a *** if you want. but the second you cause damage to my personal property, your gonna regrette it...

yup, they keyed that in my car, and i'll know who it is in a few days

and actually i know someone that i'm going to be talking to... for obvious reasons i can't post details here, but believe me. it'* being taken care of, my plan is perfect

well... your not the oddball here. i am getting the powers that be involved, actually they a police report has already been filed. here is my plan: give him a week or 2 to brag to his friends. then offer a $25-50 reward for one of them to rat him out. then call his parents and be like "Hello Mr. SoandSo, your son thought the word '***' and a nice big reverse * would look nice scratched into the paint of my car so he did it without finding out what i though, wel it turns out I didn't really like it. So I went and had it fixed, the total cost to fix it was $1,600 (complete repaint). I will take cash or chashiers check."

now i know what your thinking, "where does the killing come in?". well the killing comes in when the parent gets to the kid.

so, what do you think of my plan?
and then i plan to thank the kid for my nice new paint job