Ya I missed something with the GXP....


Morty, I think your a magnet for getting hit/hiting things/dumb ***'.....

But in the end, You're alive....and that'* all that matters right there.

Cars are replaceable, you're not.

Okay okay, clearly God has a problem with Bonnevilles.

Geoff is the newest victim, deer damage
Morty is the worst, a drunk driver that caused him to roll over
Matt is the the first one, Rest in peace Red Deer
Hans is the second after Matt, the Olds is crippled.

And this mysterious GXP

Talking with Morty now. Apparently drunk came on the highway and hit a Jeep, then Morty. This sent all three cars off in all directions.

Morty says the car flipped over bounced off a guardrail, curb etc and landed back on the wheels. Car is very messed up and B pillar is crushed. Most likely a complete total.

Members surviving and cars heading off to the scrap yard unfortunately. Better the cars then the members.

Im..in shock?
Im stunned?
I know how you feel bro.
Oh Jesus..I can't belive this...Im happy you are fine, sorry about the car, thats terrible news.

This is exhausting me!!! No driving the bonnie until all this is done!!! Glad to hear you're ok Morty.

yeah im def not driving at all anymore tonight

JEEZ oh pete!!!
Morty- I'm sad to hear about the accident and the vehicles involved, but very happy to hear the there wasn't any major bodily harm inflicted.
After hearing about Matt, Hans, the GXP, and now you I can honestly feel lucky that it was only my windshield smashed and A-pillar lightly dinged.

This forum is losing cars, and not in the way I'd like to see them lost.
I'm happy to see (knock on wood) that it'* only the car'* we're losing though. I've been rear-ended by a jeep going 60 mph while I was stopped in my old 1992 SE and I literally drove away with only a totalled out Bonneville and light case of whip-lash. People always ask "why a Bonneville?", but until they're in a mediocre accident in one and then they will learn to appreciate what we've come to know as a standard for safe transportation.

With mortality rates like this insurance rates on Bonneville'* is going to be sky-rocketing.

Stay strong guys. Sad to hear the loss of these cars, but its reassuring to know y'all are checking in her and walking away from wrecks ok. Cars can be replaced...people can't.

OMG Aaron how are you doing buddy. are you ok?

*hangs keys up to the bonneville* *puts keys to the mercury back on ring*

man summer drivers are just nuts.