im gonna start of with steves why arent boats front wheel drive

Washington State Police motorcycle patrol to 2000SilverBullet:

"Didn't you see me? Didn't you SEE me???"



PontiacDad:

"Honest officer, I HAVE to go 120mph. I have a higher stall torque converter"



Chadow427 at 9pm at the KOA Kampground:

"Are there any other tracks open this late?"


PontiacMom:

"You may be the boss, but you're still afraid of me." Or something to that effect. About 4 times.

willwren:

"I will NOT be doing performance mods on the '95 SLE/SC"

Everyone there heard it Bill!

nate wrote

I was through the intersection before pat was at the cross walk

and

Pat had 3 carlengths on the saturn by 30mph

Me: Do any of you boys need blankets, pillows, towels?

Chad: Mom, I forgot a towel.

Joel: Mom, I forgot my sleeping bag and pillow.

Matt: Mom, do you have any tin foil?

Bill: Mom, your car is in pieces, but the engine looks great!

I didnt say "why arent boats front wheel drive". i said " is that a front wheel drive boat?"

LOL, even better!!!

i nealerly died right there in the parking lot

ur not the only one pat i damn near threw up the beer and brats from that comment

i hope you all know i wasnt serious.