yes... wild boar.
so we load up the van and pile into the cab to go find this sunken jeep on the boat ramp. i'm with my best friend who is visiting fl following his tripple tour in iraq. i'm showing him the entertainment you can't buy in orlando.
we find this community but it'* gated. we have no code. we have no way in. the gate opens. by itself. creepy. we follow it into this community looking for a boat ramp. we follow the gps to the call location and find. nothing. no jeep, no ramp, no boat. nothing.
out of nowhere a drunk in a blazer shows up and says "follow me fella'*" horror films start like this. we followed. preping ourselves for the upcoming battle. we already battled wild boars, we can take on deliverance friggin' yokles.
we find the jeep on the boat ramp, a 45 degree 50 foot long gravel ramp. the jeep cheerokee is completly underwater, only it'* headlamps are showing. the boat. no boat.
as near was we can figure this horrific yuppy skank was mid-hummer on a preppy wannabe surfer, managed to throw the truck into reverse and drive it ***-first into the lake. see the 47-thousand dollar blow-job! '07 jeep larado... totaled. hydro-locked, waterlogged. awesome.
oh-man. three hours and three roll-off'* later they get the jeep out and we load up and roll out. on our way back. halfway to our destination we are called for a priority police rotation. the plan is we are going to drop the van in a 7-11 parking lot, run the police rotation quickly up the road, return, retreive the van and drop it off.
we get to the crime scene and find no crime scene at all. it'* a private property tow called in by a cop on behalf od 7-11. the tow driver gives the cop an emphatic screw you. so off we go. delivering the van to it'* destination.
transmission failure at 11pm. pickup at 12. drop off at 5am.
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