These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!:

1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village some where of an 'idiot'.
5. Your son sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter'* IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It'* impossible to believe the sperm that created this child, beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely dead.


You asked for it.

Paul, we need to try to keep this on topic.

Sorry guys....

I was going to tint last year but decided against it due to our laws where I live.

Also because it never gets that warm here and I didn't want to affect the resale value. It'* easy to demod and remove decals but window tint is not that easy.....I think.

I know where I live the city and county boys don't even have tint testers. Only the lone state boy does. So I got 30% all the way around. I have seen darker. Also a buddy of mine got stopped by the state boy and he were illegal. He just told the cop that he was working on it but since he is the only one in town with a tint tester, screw em. So its up to you really but I won't get my tint off my car until i get a fine. If that ever happens. Its still funny that limos can have darkest of the dark.