Originally Posted by TrueWildMan
The question is, I pull forward for the headlight wipers, but I have no headlight wipers, nor can I find a place for them, or where they once were. What gives???
The answer is, it'* for your headlamp _washers_, not wipers. The answer is in that little T-shaped spritzy icon within the outline of the headlamp.
Pull it towards you while the car is on and you should get a short squirt on the headlamps from four jets mounted in the top side of the front bumper cover.
I take it the car didn't come with an owner'* manual...?