Humboldt County would be expensive for a dealer unless you had some pot to trade.
Ok, only the dealer can scan it. A traditional OBD2 scanner won't report ABS codes. How about we start with your symtoms? Everything regarding TC and ABS? We can take you through the obvious troubleshooting from there, but in the long run, the scan will end up costing you at least $80 if it comes to that.
Weather isn't very severe for you compared to me, and I've got TC and ABS totally disabled on one of my cars, and TC on the other. No problems here.