Yeah, no fuses under the relay box under the hood. I have checked all of the under-dash fuses on both sides.
New ICM didn't fix it, either. We've cleaned up all terminals, grounds, connectors, etc. We checked for continuity across what look like fusable links coming from the + connection on the firewall (relay center). We've jumpered the positive battery terminal to that connection as well, to no avail. Still no spark, no fuel, no Service Engine Soon light, and therefore no codes, either. Battery'* still crankin!
Tach does NOT move while cranking. We're almost ready to part this $%%&$ thing out. Any other ideas before we shove it off a cliff?